Valentine's Day is right around the corner, so I thought I'd honor it with some of the truly terrible pick-up lines that I've heard:

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

Ya know what would look good on you? Me.

Hey babe, wanna get lucky?

You must be a hell of a thief, because you just stole my heart from across the room.

Was your father a thief? Someone stole the stars and hung them in your eyes.

Did you wash your pants in Windex? I can really see myself in them.

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I'd like to swap bodily fluids with you.

Keep it classy, folks. Happy V-Day.